i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius
no homo
How to cross a stage
niall did that hurt your crotch bc I think it did
| *a friends speech on my wedding day* | |
| friend: | I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that was was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right. |
4 Million for you, Harry Styles. You go, Harry Styles.
1. Avocados are a fruit.
2. Connecticut is a state.
I’m starting to worry about you Zayn.
3. Tattoos are permanent.
Understand your feelings bro. [x]
